Introduction
Thanksgiving is a day of joy and giving thanks for the harvest and blessings of the past year. It is more than just turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce it’s a time for connection, laughter, and making memories. What better way to spark some joy than with a collection of hilarious Thanksgiving jokes?
Whether you’re a fan of classic Thanksgiving dad jokes, clever Thanksgiving riddles, or wholesome Thanksgiving jokes for preschoolers, this roundup has something for everyone at the table. From silly turkey jokes to groan-worthy puns, these lighthearted lines are perfect to break the ice or bring a smile during the Thanksgiving dinner.
So grab a plate, pass the gravy, and let the laughs begin!
Classic Thanksgiving Dad Jokes
These dad jokes are the kind of humor you roll your eyes at — and then laugh anyway. Perfect for dads, uncles, or that one friend who thinks they’re the funniest person in the room.
- Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks! - What did Dad say when he dropped the turkey?
“Guess that bird’s taking a dive this year!” - How do you get a turkey to laugh?
Tell it a dad joke! - What do you call a stuffed animal at dinner?
The family dog hoping for leftovers. - What did Dad say when he saw the full plate?
“I’m not hungry… just practicing.”
Gobble-Worthy Turkey Jokes
Got a soft spot for poultry puns? These jokes will have you gobbling with laughter.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument?
The drumstick! - Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert?
It was already stuffed! - What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food. - Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners. - What do you call it when turkeys play hide and seek?
Fowl play!
Thanksgiving Riddles That’ll Make You Think
Need a little brain teaser before pie? These Thanksgiving riddles are great for all ages.
- I get stuffed, but I’m not a toy. What am I?
A turkey! - I sit on the table, get passed around, but never eat. What am I?
The gravy boat. - I’m orange and round, and people love to slice me. What am I?
Pumpkin pie. - What smells the best at the Thanksgiving table?
Your nose! - I’m served but never eaten. What am I?
A football!
Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes to Pass Around
These jokes go best with seconds and lots of gravy.
- Why did the cranberry sauce blush?
Because it saw the turkey dressing! - What’s a turkey’s favorite side dish?
Mashed puns. - Why did the fork get invited to dinner?
Because it knew how to conduct itself! - Why was everyone so calm at dinner?
Because they were all on tryptophan! - What pie can fly?
A magpie!
Thanksgiving Jokes for Preschoolers
These Thanksgiving jokes for preschoolers are easy, silly, and perfect for kids at the table.
- What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wobble.
Wobble who?
Wobble you be grateful if I tell another joke? - What’s a turkey’s favorite color?
Gobble-green! - Why did the baby bring a ladder to dinner?
To get to the high chair! - What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble!
From silly dad jokes to sweet preschool laughs, this collection of Thanksgiving day jokes is perfect for any moment before the meal, during dessert, or even during that post-dinner nap.
Sprinkle these jokes around like gravy on mashed potatoes and enjoy the warmth they bring. Whether you’re bonding with kids or trying to out-joke your uncle, there’s no better way to give thanks than with laughter.